I love the story about the Lady and the Stone and the Socks and Shoes. He was a bro and didn't say anything but I could see the look of disappointment in his eyes. ", It was 3am and I'd been on duty in the Emergency since 8am. I think, young and old people love stories, though not all people like it, but most of people, I think A second boy appeared and said, “Hi, I’m Eddie. It took me some effort to keep a straight face, but we eventually resolved the problem and she stopped getting UTIs. Did he get off without a ticket? When a woman in an emergency room told me she wasn't going into labor because her app said she want ready yet. Emergency surgeon hereGot called 2 a.m. because a patient demanded to see me because "her daughters farts smelled too bad"Kept a straight face. I can't really remember what for but he was about 400lbs, diabetic, heart disease, you name it. My patient announced she had good news … and bad. B, What an interesting set of stories! A few weeks later, we get the fax that she went to the breastfeeding clinic and everything was fine. Ooops! I’m here for Betty. I think that is supposed to tell me something but I don’t know what. . Me: Sir, I need to know why you stopped taking your antiretrovirals for your HIV. Jul 20, 2017 - Explore aria's board "Humorous Short Stories" on Pinterest. And then thankfully I came across this blogpost. Reply. I asked what she was doing and what she thought the cane was for. A nurse walks past the open door and does one of those comedy double-takes. Get the best of Bored Panda in your inbox. It started when she was 11. Just as he got zipped up in the bag and was beginning to fall asleep, the nun said, “Father, I’m cold.” He unzipped the sleeping bag, got up, got a blanket and put it on her. I told her that this was the express. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes,Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a “What’s the bad news?” I asked. "I think I have the flesh eating bacteria." When that wouldn't work, plan B was to do the same at night but only under a full moon. thanks, Great stories! As I leaned in to check her eyes, my older patient got a little frisky.“You remind me of my third husband,” she said coyly.“Third husband?” I asked. i always forget how much i love a good short story until i read one. He said he was not willing to give this up or try decaf. did she even go to school? Can we get this video to 5K LIKES?! “Were you wearing them at the time?”. TY so much for sharing it and for your feedback. "Come on, George Clooney doesn't wear reading glasses!". He had to stop a minute to regain his composure. I'm a rural family doc doing locums and was working at a city family practice clinic when I saw this patient.21 y/o female, not overweight, in no distress and appears quite wellMe: "so what brings you in today"Pt: "I'm pretty sure I had a heart attack"Me: "okay, tell me more about why you feel that. what does this pain feel like"Pt: "like a heart attack"Me: "oh I see. Patient was fine. Patient: More like five. I know my body. Doctor here. 2) a griot sings …, Well said! She's developed many health problems related to her weight (that she refuses to acknowledge are due to her weight. Turns out she didn't know plain rolled oats were a thing. Ultimately, our images and stories help us as much as they help others…What do you think? After convincing thr doctor that's what he was actually there for, we told him to go take a shower and try different shampoo :( its sad how little some people know about diabetes. on our other post. Can the body really manage so much caffeeine? He reportedly was using it to reach an itch. When I bad a colonoscopy, my GI doctor said I said, "wow, now I know what a Muppet feels like!" Me too. Everything that we have today is twisted – be it our career or love life. They had an Amish couple come in, saying that the wife couldn't get pregnant. ♥, TY for your comment Karen… 2011 must have been a remarkable year! . Posted by 6 years ago. Once she was stable we did some teaching and kept her for a few days for observation. It was dirty. As well as being great they indicate a lot of work, They took some work, but I had my system of putting them together and sometimes, they took a few days. Scoped a guy with knee pain - the joint looked perfect. period cramps warrant a doctors note to be excused from work. A wise woman who was traveling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream. « TheRealSharon's Blog, Cat Humor: Summer Fun Moments… | Mirth and Motivation, Follow Mirth and Motivation on WordPress.com. right before she fell asleep. It's tragic when parents cannot parent because their kid will get upset. Because they leave us with visual memories, stories are a great way to build connections and friendship with others…, Socks and Shoes When I first set eyes upon him my heart began to palpitate. “Are you ready for this?”. ", i would tell her to get the fuck out of my office. Because hey, normal is boring and everybody likes a little excitement in their lives. There was a guy who came to the ER because his iPhone app told him his sleep was poor quality. K. yeah right, leave the "medication" out of it. When it comes to a story, we have a tale for each social occasion and every mood. She gagged, we removed the tube, she smacked her lips and said loudly, in her incredible accent:'That's the best bit of cock I have had in years! And yes flossing is not just a thing for rich people. Christine, if that girl had gotten the harsh lecture (or several) in school or by her parents when she was a child, she would not have grown up into a foolish person. I just shared one with him. This old lady is now convinced her nosebleed after falling on her face is related to an "infection" from the dental issue a year ago. I have a ganglion cyst on the inside of my wrist, when it starts getting large I smash my wrist down on a hard table and it goes away. Exactly and you that you are always welcome. Each story in this genre of micro horror tells a creepy stand-alone story with a sinister twist. I really have a problem with this kind of people. 1. You really went all out on this one! My parents were instructed to take better precautions in our home and went through instructions, more dusting, washing bed sheets and the big one: NO SMOKING inside the house. Paramedic here. My favourite ever story from a colleague: a patient comes into A&E with abdominal pain.As part of the work up he gets an abdominal X-ray which shows the problem as clear as day.The colleague has then proceeded to remove, from the patients rectum, an 8 inch replica of Nelson's Column (the statue in the centre of Trafalgar Square, London)On showing it to the patient, the response was "Oh that's Nelson, he lives up there. I've had a patient claim that amputations run in his family. Article by TheFunnyBeaver.Com. "She and not used her feminine deodorant spray; she had instead accidentally used her daughter's glitter hairspray. P.S. Kind regards. Stories: Found on Yuni.com and lifesmith.com What medications are you on? Please check link and try again. Was working at a clinic. After multiple back-and-forth on the etiology of the nosebleed, she became the first patient I raised my voice and put down an authoritative "no, you are wrong, just stop it". It was not his best day. What a wonderful collection of stories….I loved them….I thinks so much wisdom and insight can be offered and received through stories….thanks! April 2020. Ophthalmologist here. Sorry couldn't resist. Our last article of short stories became so popular, that we decided to create another list, in which every story has a simple moral behind it. No. Lights dipped out, generators kicked in. And you are definitiely an Honorary Emotional Fitness Trainer. She's too heavy and unable to do things on her own so she asked for a bedpan. During surgery, my fellow resident bumped heads with the surgeon. I loved all these stories, and none of them too long for my attention span!! Had a good laugh reading them! I was a newly minted graduate with fresh and optimistic views on my life as a doctor. I’m cracking up over here, Elizabeth. I asked him what was the problem. Not a doctor but I was a Nurse's assistant and a kitchen staff member came in and said "Help, I ate raw corn". , Great stories Eliz! The boy took the frog from his pocket, smiled at it, then put it back into his pocket. She tells us she's never been more active after having a kid, her diet hasn't changed, her work life hasn't changed, nothing has changed, the weight gain just happened due to ~hormones. So the driver places both of his hands at his crotch and gently lifts up. During the procedure the doc kept referring to my member as Mr. Often these aren't passing comments during the exam, but the main reason for their visit to the clinic. Said she and her partner had been trying to conceive for like five years and had "tried everything." Patient was fine. But what the fuck do I know keep asking apple for advice. I just want them to be in the story.” Willa Sibert Cather, On Wisdom & Humor: Short Stories to Make You Think & Smile… Dressed in stories…, Life Sentence . Removing it is brutal, but oddly satisfying. He pulls over to the curb. The stupidest thing I've been to the doctor for: I took my young son in because he had a very regular rash on his lower back. . A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard. , Love your stories — especially like Socks and shoes, Thanks for your feedback… I’m always astonished at the recommendations WP makes when we connect with each other. Lol, why do people think that frames are 'unbreakable' & lenses are 'scratch-proof'. Happy and talking about how hot the nurse was. Surgeon here. “Just go back to sleep.” Yehudi is the name of my dog. Medical student here.Was clerking a patient who told me her lung cancer wasn’t due to the 60+ cigarettes she had been smoking since adolescence, rather it was due to a knock she received by stumbling into her car door.Her logic was that the tumour was at the same corresponding spot in her lung to where she bumped her chest.She was convinced we were wrong about the cause. I had a Marine come in because he swallowed a rock. Paramedic here. "Turns out the doc had actually finished the examination, and returned to the ward some 15 minutes ago. The traveler left, rejoicing in his good fortune. Motivation and Inspiration: Daily Affirmations, ← True Friendship: When Happiness & Gratitude Merge…, Weekly Photo Challenge…Opportunity | jeanne's blog…a nola girl at heart, Dedication to 2 of my fellow Bloggers! Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. Most of the cases are simple misunderstandings whose can happen to anyone. Oh, wait, our insurance companies do that, too. I work for an optometrist and it was the month before school started and a woman brought in her son to have his eyes checked for the first time. Everything went as normal, the doctor examined the boy and ended up prescribing glasses. Future Engineers. A related story from my friend, a Gynecologic Oncologist. What marvelous stories! He worked a lot in very conservative Christian communities and so a lot of times people got married with no sex education. He finishes with: "But I don't want you to think I'm one of those dirty druggies. We're asking people to rethink comments that seem similar to others that have been reported or downvoted, By using our services you agree to our use of cookies to improve your visit. Like Mark Twain, most of us love a good story; long or short. "I didn't bother pointing out that I'm not a lady. 1) dressed in stories “The medicine for my earache worked,” she said. When she comes out of the room, she keeps her head down and walks off, looking angry and embarrassed. sex ed is very crucial - PPL NEED TO LEARN IT. Elizabeth, where do you find all of these wonderful stories? His wife, I guess oblivious to all this, was just dancing in the pee. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. Proceeds to name at least 10 medications. "I dont feel it but LOOK ITS RIGHT THERE". We will not publish or share your email address in any way. I’m taking her for spaghetti. 98. Jesse Herzog. Patient's skeezy boyfriend was riding in the front with me and apparently saw a golden opportunity to ask a question that had obviously been on his mind for some time.Him: So when cats and dogs eat grass, that means they have cancer, right?Me: Ummm. . A well told story is vivid and rich like a great photograph. They were really a bizarre couple. “The medicine for my earache worked,” she said. He was serious. . Beatrice January 25, 2017, 1:23 pm. Have a great week ahead! . This happened in med school. "Salt water just seems to be too cheap. As I leaned in to check her eyes, my older patient got a little frisky. Not a doctor but a nurse. ^^Watch Me Look At FUNNY Short Stories With A TWIST!!Kyuties! The doctor walks up to the nursing table and fills out the chart. I've asked her several times why she's yelling (waiting to see if she's in any pain) and her answers range from "I didn't know I was yelling," to "It's a habit. She replied she thought the cane was for pushing people out of her way since she's now "handicapped" and it wasn't to help her walk on her post op knee. "Continues for two hours. "You never asked what brand of oatmeal she's eating".Yeah. I have a friend that works in a doctors office in Amish Country in Pennsylvania. Me: It shouldn't be affecting you after this long. She says that she only brought her son in because there was some form for school that needed to be filled out and that doctors are all a con artists trying to push unnecessary medications and interventions. So, not a doctor but I work at a hospital. should have give her 1 pound to get her started. And whenever she coughed she followed it with a loud "woooOOOP! You kids are the punchline to a month long joke! The nurse was still on the room btw. "Patient: "I have to go. I’m taking her to the show. Told him after the surgery, and he told us "no, my tendons are all torn. The radiologist did find my treatment method amusing, but advised me to get any more lumps checked out rather than randomly hitting things with a hammer. Mirth and Motivation “Oh,” she said, nodding. No serious medical problems and she was very fit. We use stories to share ideas, information, advice, hope, humor, and many other lessons. ""Oh, I have a degenerative neuromuscular condition. Writing Prompt. A related story from my friend, a Gynecologic Oncologist.Basically a woman had early uterine cancer, but refused surgery. I took care of an 11 year old boy in the ER a little while back. I geuss that was just a pepironi in his pocket and he wasn't happy to see you. Was at a urologist in a hospital and there were a couple of power cuts. I am a storyteller myself, and adore stories, and want to tell you, not only are these fine ones, but I only heard ONE of them before, the rest were absolutely new to me! Yes I remember, said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. Hi there, Patient: Thank you very much, Clara Fication! Apparently, both her and her boyfriend were each taking a pill each and was adamant that was how they needed to prevent pregnancy. A few minutes later, another knock was heard. Stories are a great teaching tool because people remember the lessons and the wisdom shared. He said, "Well, I was at a wedding and it occurred to me that my son is a little short. Turns out his girlfriend was giving him her female hormonal birth control pills for “extra protection”. What a wonderfully written post. So then they gave him a cup and asked him for a semen sample. We read a lot of jokes and funny stories on the internet but only few can tickle our funny bones. MOTIVATION 2020: 33 GRATITUDE TIPS FOR THE HOLIDAYS! The pieces just didn't add up and so I started questioning him more closely. She must have put 100lbs on an already obese frame. . The husband looks up from his coffee, Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16? Was doing varicose veins surgery on a very posh middle aged lady. The next day she met another traveler who was hungry, and the wise woman opened her bag to share her food. I remember reading a theory about how oxygen is actually toxic, but it just takes a long time to kill us. Another Saturday night came around. I said no, we go to 10th Street. They thought it was funny and cute but I'm pretty sure I created a monster. I’m with you on that one too… So much we learn and remember from them. If you don't love your child enough to say no, why have children? She sat in the waiting room for over an hour with that thing in there. The surgeon mumbled, “Yes. The boy and the frog and the mother in the aisles really resonated with me. Not a doctor, but my human sexuality professor in grad school had some interesting stories. I've had a patient claim that amputations run in his family.He said that was the only reason he needed both legs taken off above the knee. Thank for your comment I appreciate it. No. Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones, GET UP NOW! Fine collection. My patient announced she had good news … and bad. We respect your privacy. I once had a patient tell me he needed his decapitation medicine because he was feeling full of shit. Funny Short Story about the Marines (text format) Go get them, Alice! ", I wonder what drugs where involved in this. Umm, why are you in a wheelchair? I know where to come to for more of these. Even better still is that each of them takes a totally unexpected and hilarious twist. Trying not to burst out laughing, I said "Your daughter's scrotum?" She was eating an entire package of Dad's oatmeal cookies every single day for a year (basically a 'bowl or two' filled with cookies), and could not understand how that was different from oatmeal. Instead of using a pad or an adult diaper, she went for a GLASS CUP. His shoes are charred and the bottoms of his pants are definitely burned away but his skin isn't so bad. About four months later the lady is back asking for another copy of her son's prescription. © Elizabeth Obih-Frank and Mirth And Motivation, 2008-2019. In a very thick Italian accent she told the doctor she was dying. yes... ask the guy who try to cure his cancer with vegetable, The doctor explained to his patient that she suffered from inflammation of the cervix. Funny short story with a twist as text. The doctor explained to his patient that she suffered from inflammation of the cervix. I was reaching around in someone's sheets for a lost tube of blood and accidentally grabbed his (erect?!) So I gave her all kinds of things to make her go and the moment comes when she feels the urge. But a few days later he came back to return the stone to the wise woman. "Told a lady she was pregnant. “I couldn’t help noticing how patient you were with little Monica,” he began. She took the little fellow to the back part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with a towel. Please tell me you put on your gravest expression and said, "I'm afraid you haven't." Best plot twist short story on this list hands down. TY for your kind comment too… I’m glad you enjoyed the stories too. This story story took a very uexpected and sudden turn. Reply. Had a young woman with recurring UTIs that began after a recent partner and with no STDs; went through the standard questions trying to figure out what could be causing them and eventually found out she had been lubricating with jelly. I've never touched drugs in my life.I move on to other questions and suddenly:Patient "Look, doc, I just want you to know I may have used cocaine once or twice years and years ago. Like... no, just the side that shows when you smile is not enough. HES ALLERGIC TO WATER! . However, as far as the potential for awkward situations goes, going to the doc's can be comedy gold. WHERE??? Not a doctor but I'm a nurse who worked in the OR at a trauma center. When did you last have a heart attack that this feels like"Pt: "I haven't had one before. I always needed a strong coffee after her. Awesome.A year later she shows up for her doctor's appointment, and she's morbidly obese. Not a doctor, but I WAS a corpsman in the Navy. Let's keep in touch and we'll send more your way. 1. I once had the daughter of one of my patients march up to the nursing station, slam the vitals chart down on the desk and yell at me "How dare you say my mother stinks" I'm utterly puzzled by this as no-one had said anything of the sort and ask the daughter to explain what she meant, she grabs the chart, points to the row of "BO's" recorded on it and shouts "Here you even had the nerve to write it down" I explained that "BO" meant Bowels Open not body odour before escaping to the staff room to laugh my head off. Loved the bus driver story. And type 2 diabetes.". I really liked the deaf woman on the bus one – but they were all good , I like short stories that gives insights and learning. A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, “Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘QUICHE.'”. A few minutes later, the frog said, “Boy, if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, and I will stay with you for a week.” Nurse here, I work in Anaesthetics and it drives me mad the amount of patients that want to have allergies, e.g, antibiotics give them the trots, er no that's a side effect. My parents were instructed to take better precautions in our home and went through instructions, more dusting, washing bed sheets and the big one: NO SMOKING inside the house. Way too funny!! TY! Could not be convinced otherwise. It was his uvula. On further question it transpired that four times a day he was spraying the dogs coat with the ventolin inhaler. She just thought she should get checked out. So didn't want him to lose confidence in me, clearly something had happened, so I'm looking, and looking....there is nothing wrong with this kids throat. Me: Oh, that’s no problem. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. I admitted a guy for pneumonia, which was odd because he was young and strapping, no other medical issues, x-ray didn't look quite right. . Thank you. A grown woman, with a child, thought that by him having sex, his acne would magically go away.. My mum once had to try explain to a doctor that regardless of tests she has celiacs because google said that if you have celiacs you get sick when eating bread, she just wouldn't accept that as you get older you can't eat half a loaf of bread in one sitting. Plot twist! Sorry but we don’t have any more for you. I love cheering on the players and yelling at the TV. The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. “Here,” says the nurse, handing the patient a urine specimen container. The day after I had surgery on my leg, a nurse came into my hospital room with a box in her hand. Can we get this video to 5K LIKES?! It would be boring just like the stories without twists. Thank you for sharing these stories. Not a doctor, but I WAS a corpsman in the Navy. Being exhausted, they prepared to go to sleep. I popped a boner on the nurse prepping me for a vasectomy... in front of my wife. Author Unknown, Lady Gets on a Bus After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Download this image for free in … Hi Eliz, I love stories too. Feeling some pressure “back there”, I reached down and patted the doctor on the head. “The unread story is not a story; it is little black marks on wood pulp. Motivation Mondays: THANKSGIVING POEMS & QUOTES, Motivation 2020: Veterans Day Poems & Quotes, Motivation Mondays: International Day of Peace & World Gratitude Day, Motivation 2020: Women’s Equality Day #womensvote100 #equalitycantwait, Join Robinhood with my link and we'll both get a free stock. I had to think about it for a minute then I realized he was asking for his constipation medication. While in dental school my friend pulled out several bombed out (technical term) teeth on a adult male. Just got this story from my girlfriend’s step-dad who is a neurosurgeon. I posted this a while back when a similar question was asked:GP here. So I get on my phone and call the nurse assistant and as her to bring in some ice water. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. When they got to the check-out stand, the little girls immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there’d be no gum purchased. I said 'well you're a smoker so they were worried you might have throat cancer' "Smoking causes throat cancer?!?!". When she turned to her side, stool the size and shape of a small baby or big burrito slid out and I caught it. Placing a pair upon the boy’s feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes. For some reason every-time I checked her, her levels would be extremely high although we were appropriately treating her. Do you enjoy telling stories? ''But we open windows and have stopped smoking in her room when we put her to bed! I do love a good story, and these were great. I just had a big lunch. I was a newly minted graduate with fresh and optimistic views on my life as a doctor. “Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion . The doctor assured her, “I’m positive your husband does not have cervicitis.” She shot back, “How do you know? I grew up reading Dahl too and he always had wicked humor… TY for checking in and for your feedback. Now that’s what I call stupid: In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. She acted like I was stupid and pointed to the back of her neck.I knew she wouldn't listen as she was so convinced so I stopped arguing with her. Awesome. "Why," I asked, puzzled, "would you swallow a rock?". If you don't know this shot goes right into the ass. Patient: I’m sorry to have so many questions. I looked up at the aide and down at the baby sized poo and back at the aide and did my best not to laugh or make a sound.All I could think of is how I legit felt like I delivered a baby. We ask how she's getting the extra calories for the breastfeeding, and she tells us the Clinic told her to eat 1-2 bowls of plain oatmeal a day. Some of the patients and their families asked incredible things of me, such as putting brains back inside after an explosion took half the head off, but I have never been as incredulous as when I had to explain "wrong hole" to a very old tribal elder who was wondering why he couldn't father any children. The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. and the story abt the boy and god’s wife touched my heart. I love short stories! "Sir, you actually had a heart attack." and were with Beauty. Was doing surgery on a 19 year old who tested positive for meth and cocaine who was grilling the anesthesiologist about every drug we were going to use in surgery because "he doesn't like putting chemicals in his body", The day after I had surgery on my leg, a nurse came into my hospital room with a box in her hand. . He had an OBGYN friend who had a couple who couldn’t get pregnant. It also encourages creativity and enriches my daughter’s imagination. He told a nurse to sit there and not let me leave with my parents. My wife is a massage therapist, and whenever a heart attack hits, she starts to massage some pressure points and it stops. With the most serious look on their face, they asked if it was contagious and can be passed on by glare.While this is hilarious, take a minute to think, WHAT IF ANYTHING WAS CONTAGIOUS BY GLARE. Wish there were more such short stories to read. "I went to sleep and woke up with holes in my underwear that weren't there last night.". RN here. The mother said, “There, there, Monica, don’t cry–only two more aisles to go, and then we’ll be checking out.” The pieces just didn't add up and so I started questioning him more closely.Me: Do you use any drugs? Finally, the frog cried, “Boy, what is the matter, I have told you that I am a beautiful princess, and if you kiss me, I will stay with you and do ANYTHING you want!” They're used for many pain pgt patients who have Multiple sclerosis there's one called marinol, Not a doctor but my dad is an opthamologist (eye doctor). Not a doctor but I'm a nurse who worked in the OR at a trauma center. This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away. Her appointment was fine and she went on her merry way. I don't know about you but I kinda make a game of peelin… “I just looked up how to perform this operation on YouTube.”. They genuinely thought it was a good idea to go to accident and emergency to have their fake nails taken off and redone because they had gotten too long and become uncomfortable. I was intubated for a severe attack a few times. 15 Really Funny Short Stories Because You Want To Laugh Now! I’ve always loved the one about the Lord carrying us in difficult times. She then entered a same-sex relationship and again never got pregnant even though she really wanted to, leading her to believe she was infertile. I just read your story post as it was recommended on one of the “like” notifications- I am still smiling!! He told the guy to move back and forth next time and see what happened. Her mom asked me to adjust her scrotum. I’m here for Flo. . These funny short stories are really cracking my ribs? She acted like I was stupid and pointed to the back of her neck. He had been trying to use a propane-powered weed burner in his yard (think flame thrower) and things got a little out of control. 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